Which Paper Do You Read ?

Thanks to Brian Mullan (my Dad!)
The Times Read by the people who run the country
Daily Mirror Read by the people who think they run the country
Guardian Read by the people who think they ought to run the country
Daily Mail Read by the wives of the people who run the country
Independent Read by the people who don't know who runs the country
Financial Times Read by the people who own the country
Express Read by the people who think that the country ought to be run the way it used to be run
Daily Telegraph Read by the people who think it still is
Sun Read by people who don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big t**s

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