The Men's Guide To What
A Woman Really Means When She Says...

Thanks to Brian Tompkins

• It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
• Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
• We need to talk = I need to complain
• I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
• You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
• Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
• This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
• I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
• Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
• I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
• Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
• How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
• I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
• Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
• You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
• Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
• Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
• I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

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