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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Nonwrk: While you're at work....

Thanks to my sister for these - some are very funny!
 
 -----Original Message-----

What do your pets do while you're at work?

Did you ever wish you could have a hidden camera in your house so you could see what your pet is really doing while you are away from home?

Perhaps you are foolish enough to think that your beloved pup or your darling kitty is patiently sitting by the door, waiting for your return.

Boy, are you wrong!

What your pets are really doing when they're home alone...

oral hygeine

work on the computer

solitaire

checking e-mail

sun bathing

cocktail hour

afternoon nap

chilling in a cool spot

washing dishes

cleaning the toilet

explore

play with kitty

guarding the gerbil

redecorate

toilet cleaner

practice golf

read a magazine

skating away

clean up

a little bubbly

eat lunch

eat lunch

practice the piano and sing

use the toilet

clean the bathroom

 

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